30 Aug

When I travel I know tsa is going to go through my luggage so I gave serious thought to being a tsa agent and I think they have a boring job. I thought I would liven up their job a bit and pack my vibrator.

When I packed it I made sure that the slightest movement would make it turn on and when the tsa agent opened my luggage they got one big vibrator instead of the bomb they may think they are looking for, lmao.

I know that’s a rotten thing to do but I am always doing some f’d up stuff and just can’t help myself. I would have loved to have seen their faces when they opened up my suitcase and had to dig through all my lingerie to get to my joy toy, lmao.

When you don’t have a man available the next best thing always helps get you through the night. I am not ashamed to admit that I have sexual desires or that self-gratification is in my itinerary.

The crap you have to go through to get on a plane is ridiculous and I really wonder how many people do carry bombs on planes and don’t have the nerve to set them off. I sure hope they are never on a plane with me.



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Posted by on August 30, 2012 in Define Me


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